Sedona Doesn't Exist

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Skyy Wolford out in front of the Sierra Super Stop in North San Juan, CA.

North San Juan, CA — North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Sedona, Arizona is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls “the Sedona anomaly” for the past 3 years.

“There’s this thing I learned on the Internet called the Bielefeld effect,” said a mood-elevated Mr. Wolford in a Scooper telephone interview. “It’s where there’s this illusion that some place actually exists. People talk about it. They even claim to know people there. But it’s all fake. They’re either part of the conspiracy to keep the hoax alive, or they’re delusional. What’s even more interesting, is that this effect has become more pronounced after Hillary Clinton made a so-called ‘campaign stop’ in the fictitious  spiritual town. Really interesting. Think about how far this conspiracy goes up the chain of command.”

The Bielefeld effect, also known as the Bielefeld conspiracy, spread in 1994 on the German Usenet, which claimed that the city of Bielefeld does not actually exist, but is an illusion propagated by various Illuminati forces. Originally an internet phenomenon, the effect has since spread to other hoax cities like Sedona, Arizona. To this day German Chancellor Angela Merkel, refers to Bielefeld in her speeches, even though the city doesn’t actually exist.

Here is a supposed postcard of Sedona, Arizona from 1900. However it is actually doctored.

Sedona is supposedly located just north of Phoenix and has been called Arizona’s, and Earth’s for that matter, “spiritual vortex of the world” since the conspiracy was started over 117 years ago by landowners from around what is now known as Scottsdale. This is despite spiritualist Edgar Cayce’s proclamation that Nevada City, CA is indeed Earth’s primary vortex. However, after three attempts to contact the local government by the Nevada County Scooper with no success, Mr. Wolford’s observations seem less batshit crazy.

“Look,” continued Mr. Wolford,”It’s really simple to prove that Sedona doesn’t exist. All you have to do is answer these three questions. Number one. Do you know anyone from Sedona? Two. Have you ever been to Sedona, Arizona? And lastly, number three. Do you know anybody who has ever been to Sedona? And don’t say Hillary Clinton.”

The Scooper reached out to the local community and asked them Mr. Wolford’s three questions.

Christopher J. Rushin of Grass Valley, CA says there’s nothing but trees where Sedona, Arizona should be.

“Sedona is not a real town! Google it and you will find out for yourself! I actually lived in Cottonwood and drove to where Sedona was supposed to be,” said Christopher J. Rushin who currently lives in Grass Valley, “I’ve been ‘there,’ there’s nothing there but trees and houses and people and shit. No signs of civilization whatsoever. And even if there was such a place, Hillary Clinton would never go there. Y’all are kidding me, right?”

Others were more philosophical about the hoax, maintaining that they might have only dreamed about the city.

“I‘ve been to Sedona, and now that I think about it, it probably doesn’t actually exist,” commented Justin Anderson of Penn Valley, CA. “The place did seem too perfect, like a dream or something.”

Still others were a part of the conspiracy calling people who believe such things “stupid idiots.”

Greg McKnight of Flagstaff, AZ thinks Skyy Wolford is a Bernie Sanders fan.

“I’m a truck driver. I live in Flagstaff, and I get many shipments into and out of Sedona,” said a Arizona truck driver Greg McKnight, a fact that bolsters his status as a Mossad/CIA operative. “As a matter of fact my wife grew up in the Sedona/Oak Creek area. So for you to even state Sedona doesn’t exist as a town or city whatever y’all want to call it, makes me believe you are an idiot. Or a troll. Or a Bernie Sanders supporter.”

As for Mr. Wolford, he gave the Scooper an old “I told you so.”

“Nice try,” continued Mr. Wolford. “You thought I was making this up, didn’t ya? Well now you know what I know. As soon as you ran into someone who was a Mossad operative, they immediately start calling you an idiot for calling out the Sedona hoax. But you get used to it after a while. Your skin gets tough with this thing I like to call ‘The Truth.'”

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https://www.ncscooper.com/local-researcher-sedona-arizona-doesnt-exist/

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